Aliens are not like any other creature.

«You know what? I can’t be an alien.»
«Why not?»
«Because I need to pee.»
«But what else should aliens do? Everyone needs to pee»
«I guess Aliens don’t. They are more sophisticated. They have developed a self-contained cycle.»

#smile tale
#blogcandy
#waiting in the launderette until the rain stops